Do not try these things at home...
Saturday, May 10, 2008
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2 comments:
I think you may have missed a few things in your list of injuries that could occur while preforming the ultra dangerous stunt of jumping off a bench:
a) You could land on a twig and poke your eye out.
b) You could hit a bird in mid flight while you were between the bench and the ground and hurt the poor bird.
c) The bench could spontaneously burst into flames.
d) Your big toe could get stuck between the slats on the bench before you jump and then you'd be stuck standing on the bench.
e) You might not realize you big toe is stuck between the slats in the bench and jump anyways losing your big toe.
f) You might not realize your big toe is missing and trip when you land.
g) When you trip and land you could land on an African biting ant hill and have to run for your life, but not be able to run because you lost your big toe earlier.
h) While not being able to run away from the African biting ants, you could trip and fall into a trench of man-eating alligators riding hippos.
Actually, you'd be okay with that last one. Just keep some chocolate in your pocket when you jump off the bench. That way the man-eating alligators riding hippos will have something to eat besides you.
T
I forgot the warning and tried this stunt at home. Luckily grandpa caught me. GD
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